| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #226 | acid-squirting flower | 18 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #596 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1405 | brick | 14 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #413 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #555 | defective skull | 37 |
| #522 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1334 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1262 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #900 | fake hand | 21 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #554 | fire | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | jazz soap | 49 |
| #736 | joybuzzer | 37 |
| #1737 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #438 | mood ring | 13 |
| #239 | orange glowstick | 9 |
| #554 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
| #701 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #911 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3039 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #862 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1455 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #710 | tooth | 5 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #817 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #1181 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #528 | x-ray specs | 36 |
| #911 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| #278 | yo | 34 |