| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #223 | acid-squirting flower | 18 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #596 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #414 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #556 | defective skull | 37 |
| #524 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1265 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #904 | fake hand | 21 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #546 | fire | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | jazz soap | 49 |
| #738 | joybuzzer | 37 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #439 | mood ring | 13 |
| #239 | orange glowstick | 9 |
| #555 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
| #703 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #909 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #860 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #819 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #1179 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #530 | x-ray specs | 36 |
| #913 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| #278 | yo | 34 |