| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #225 | acid-squirting flower | 18 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #597 | bag of airline peanuts | 49 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1404 | brick | 14 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1174 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #414 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #556 | defective skull | 37 |
| #522 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1335 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1263 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #902 | fake hand | 21 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #550 | fire | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #591 | jazz soap | 49 |
| #737 | joybuzzer | 37 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #437 | mood ring | 13 |
| #239 | orange glowstick | 9 |
| #555 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
| #702 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #912 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #861 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #818 | whoopie cushion | 35 |
| #1180 | wind-up chattering teeth | 16 |
| #528 | x-ray specs | 36 |
| #911 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| #278 | yo | 34 |