Hobbleknee Smashencrush

RankItemQuantity
#1190Cloaca grenade6
#997Cloaca-Cola13
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#773Dyspepsi grenade12
#1360Dyspepsi-Cola15
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#515Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#709baconstone11
#292barbed-wire fence18
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#541bronzed locust1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#93clockwork sheet1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#819disembodied brain1
#1152hamethyst6
#387hill of beans48
#908ketchup hound1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#942porquoise7
#1043pretty flower18
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#822spiked femur1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#423stone of eXtreme power22
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2560tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#579windchimes5
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 342 items total!

what items are this player missing?