| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #714 | Cloaca grenade | 17 |
| #700 | Cloaca-Cola | 36 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 17 |
| #160 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #126 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 17 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #516 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #99 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 19 |
| #152 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 14 |
| #185 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 11 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #121 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #127 | opera mask | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #602 | spooky shrunken head | 9 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #600 | spooky stick | 10 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #384 | wang | 3 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |