| #571 | 1-ball | 7 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #743 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #650 | 7-ball | 6 |
| #1007 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #8 | Mohawk wig | 3,550 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #570 | abominable snowcone | 15 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1120 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #734 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #664 | barrrnacle | 21 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #354 | blue snowcone | 37 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #562 | brick | 67 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #295 | clockwork key | 8 |
| #619 | clown hammer | 43 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #876 | defective skull | 16 |
| #641 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 42 |
| #899 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #756 | fake hand | 30 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #151 | fertilized ghuol egg | 3 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #406 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #818 | ghuol egg | 8 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #74 | gob of wet hair | 570 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #266 | green snowcone | 74 |
| #438 | grouchy restless spirit | 17 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #68 | hovering sombrero | 7 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #673 | joybuzzer | 42 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #593 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 49 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #312 | orange snowcone | 63 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #848 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #680 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 42 |
| #45 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 15 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #51 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 3 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #295 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1506 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #365 | purple snowcone | 46 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #319 | red snowcone | 58 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #518 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #328 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #215 | spooky bicycle chain | 10 |
| #170 | spooky cosmetics bag | 12 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #111 | spooky shrunken head | 112 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #77 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,612 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #546 | whoopie cushion | 57 |
| #682 | wind-up chattering teeth | 43 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #947 | yellow snowcone | 29 |