| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #322 | Mad Train wine | 313 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #23 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 31 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #56 | black lotus | 3 |
| #505 | blood flower | 13 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #139 | box of sunshine | 3,012 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #90 | dirty hobo gloves | 313 |
| #12 | disease | 7,939 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | hypodermic needle | 2,442 |
| 🥉 | killer rag doll | 572 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #260 | line | 313 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #288 | pink candy heart | 100 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #48 | questionable taco | 11 |
| 🥇 | rag doll | 2,028 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed zmobie | 20 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #90 | zombie pineal gland | 38 |