pr0ncho the UNsane

RankItemQuantity
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#634crystalline cheer2
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#70mime army challenge coin1
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#24mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#17mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#76mime army rations5
#70mime army shotglass1
#56mime army superserum3
#205mime army wine1
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#46miming shirt2

Wow, that's 38 items total!

what items are this player missing?