carrotman

RankItemQuantity
#138Cloaca-Cola knapsack23
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#517Ent cider11
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#2042ball1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#345blood flower24
#1178brine4
#574broken cellular phone2
#26comfy blanket1
#1404dill4
#905duck-on-a-string2
#437fancy chocolate7
#201hot stuffing1
#920iron pasta spoon3
#503kite14
#373loaded serum blowgun11
#1845mafia aria2
#686marionette2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1683pet rock3
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#420plastic passion fruit3
#1433portable corkscrew1
#73questionable taco8
#659rag doll3
#272ring of increase damage2
#1348sock monkey1
#1538stuffed doppelshifter5
#2033teddy bear1
#1221tiny plastic Crimbo elf8
#1164tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#738tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo5
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1150tiny plastic sweet nutcracker8
#1557top2
#1190toy soldier1
#417toy train5
#193tree skirt2
#683yo-yo38
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 248 items total!

what items are this player missing?