| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #77 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #190 | blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #100 | helmet turtle | 1,305 |
| #789 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 65 |
| #651 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #26 | leprechaun hatchling | 26 |
| #55 | magnifying glass | 10 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #15 | penguin shorts | 48 |
| #24 | penguin skin buckler | 17 |
| #12 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 48 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #35 | spooky shrunken head | 547 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #126 | targeting chip | 6 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #27 | tortoise's blessing | 501 |