| #186 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite gorget | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| 🥇 | bar whip | 1,259 |
| 🥉 | bat whip | 415 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #4 | clown whip | 1,088 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool whip | 342,311 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| 🥉 | demon whip | 578 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadlock whip | 6,033 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| 🥈 | gnauga hide whip | 977 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1146 | grue egg | 23 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | hippo whip | 1,680 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #255 | mariachi G-string | 11 |
| #181 | mugcake | 37 |
| #11 | palm-frond whip | 187 |
| 🥉 | penguin whip | 1,763 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #457 | pixellated candy heart | 32 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #359 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| 🥉 | rattail whip | 172 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #5 | scorpion whip | 780 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #12 | spooky bicycle chain | 184 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #85 | string of blue beads | 99 |
| #84 | string of green beads | 94 |
| #108 | string of red beads | 76 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥉 | tail o' nine cats | 467 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #84 | tulip | 11 |
| 🥉 | white whip | 139 |
| 🥇 | yak whip | 1,326 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |