| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #352 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #248 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #973 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #171 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #144 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 25 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #596 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #220 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 100 |
| #250 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 100 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #83 | anti-anti-antidote | 100 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #261 | black pixel | 100 |
| #70 | bloody beer | 1,000 |
| #486 | blue pixel | 100 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #100 | carob chunks | 100 |
| #596 | cast | 14 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #28 | cog and sprocket assembly | 100 |
| #254 | dirty hobo gloves | 100 |
| #378 | disco ball | 100 |
| #358 | disco mask | 100 |
| #511 | drywall axe | 25 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #94 | flat dough | 100 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #395 | giant discarded plastic fork | 25 |
| #441 | green pixel | 100 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #437 | helmet turtle | 100 |
| #67 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #225 | mariachi pants | 100 |
| #147 | pants of the Slug Lord | 25 |
| #297 | pasta spoon | 100 |
| #467 | penguin skin | 100 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #498 | phonics down | 100 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #165 | red pixel | 100 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #226 | salty dog | 100 |
| #431 | saucepan | 100 |
| #515 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #355 | seal-clubbing club | 100 |
| #897 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #663 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #719 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #407 | stolen accordion | 100 |
| #558 | super-spiky hair gel | 100 |
| #24 | tasket | 100 |
| #804 | tiny house | 100 |
| #21 | tisket | 100 |
| #371 | tomato | 100 |
| #395 | wad of dough | 100 |
| #313 | white pixel | 100 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #661 | yeti fur | 100 |