| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #351 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #249 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #970 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #169 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #143 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 25 |
| #517 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #221 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 100 |
| #250 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 100 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #82 | anti-anti-antidote | 100 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #258 | black pixel | 100 |
| #70 | bloody beer | 1,000 |
| #483 | blue pixel | 100 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #100 | carob chunks | 100 |
| #597 | cast | 14 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #28 | cog and sprocket assembly | 100 |
| #253 | dirty hobo gloves | 100 |
| #375 | disco ball | 100 |
| #357 | disco mask | 100 |
| #511 | drywall axe | 25 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #94 | flat dough | 100 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #395 | giant discarded plastic fork | 25 |
| #439 | green pixel | 100 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #435 | helmet turtle | 100 |
| #66 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #225 | mariachi pants | 100 |
| #147 | pants of the Slug Lord | 25 |
| #296 | pasta spoon | 100 |
| #466 | penguin skin | 100 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #498 | phonics down | 100 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #161 | red pixel | 100 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #225 | salty dog | 100 |
| #430 | saucepan | 100 |
| #516 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #354 | seal-clubbing club | 100 |
| #898 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #662 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 100 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #405 | stolen accordion | 100 |
| #557 | super-spiky hair gel | 100 |
| #24 | tasket | 100 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #21 | tisket | 100 |
| #370 | tomato | 100 |
| #395 | wad of dough | 100 |
| #310 | white pixel | 100 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #660 | yeti fur | 100 |