Funky Thief

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#702Cloaca-Cola36
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#574Tiki lighter1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#2064astronaut pants1
#498baconstone16
#293black snowcone12
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#545can of fake snow1
#1783candy stake4
#381decorative fountain12
#2363eggnog2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2422fancy dress ball1
#317filthy corduroys22
#351filthy knitted dread sack16
#427filthy pestle3
#1764fire1
#2303gingerbread horror3
#478hamethyst17
#562hemp string8
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#517patchouli incense stick15
#323patchouli oil bomb2
#1683pet rock3
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#376porquoise20
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#331reodorant22
#638round purple sunglasses1
#102shot of flower schnapps11
#192shot of grapefruit schnapps24
#216shot of orange schnapps21
#181shot of tomato schnapps29
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1487spooky eggnog4
#542spooky hockey mask3
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#167t8r tots53
🥇time sleigh1
#1472toast266
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#2765tree-eating kite2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#696wad of tofu1
#1538wheel1
#550windchimes6
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 699 items total!

what items are this player missing?