| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #702 | Cloaca-Cola | 36 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #498 | baconstone | 16 |
| #293 | black snowcone | 12 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #381 | decorative fountain | 12 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #317 | filthy corduroys | 22 |
| #351 | filthy knitted dread sack | 16 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #562 | hemp string | 8 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #517 | patchouli incense stick | 15 |
| #323 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #376 | porquoise | 20 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #331 | reodorant | 22 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #102 | shot of flower schnapps | 11 |
| #192 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 24 |
| #216 | shot of orange schnapps | 21 |
| #181 | shot of tomato schnapps | 29 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #167 | t8r tots | 53 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1472 | toast | 266 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #550 | windchimes | 6 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |