| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #700 | Cloaca-Cola | 36 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #494 | baconstone | 16 |
| #295 | black snowcone | 12 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #382 | decorative fountain | 12 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #316 | filthy corduroys | 22 |
| #350 | filthy knitted dread sack | 16 |
| #427 | filthy pestle | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #471 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #562 | hemp string | 8 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | patchouli incense stick | 15 |
| #321 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #374 | porquoise | 20 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #331 | reodorant | 22 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #101 | shot of flower schnapps | 11 |
| #190 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 24 |
| #214 | shot of orange schnapps | 21 |
| #181 | shot of tomato schnapps | 29 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #165 | t8r tots | 53 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1466 | toast | 266 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #551 | windchimes | 6 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |