| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #43 | battered Crimbo Crate | 544 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #401 | canteen of wine | 68 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #98 | doll house | 63 |
| #69 | dollhive | 132 |
| #84 | dusty Crimbo crate | 98 |
| #220 | elven limbos gingerbread | 58 |
| #457 | elven moonshine | 24 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #36 | elven whittling knife | 3 |
| #1141 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #572 | knuckle sandwich | 36 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #102 | pulsing flesh | 25 |
| #114 | rigid carapace | 26 |
| #219 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 89 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 11 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #131 | twitching claw | 25 |
| #10 | unstable DNA | 2,705 |