Von Zipper

RankItemQuantity
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
#43battered Crimbo Crate544
#691blob-shaped Crimbo cookie10
#401canteen of wine68
#540cheap elven gloves8
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#98doll house63
#69dollhive132
#84dusty Crimbo crate98
#220elven limbos gingerbread58
#457elven moonshine24
#617elven socks7
#36elven whittling knife3
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#968festive holiday hat3
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#52glow-in-the-dark wristwatch4
#1202gray bow tie2
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#572knuckle sandwich36
#54miniature antlers2
#481oozenog7
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#870patent leather shoes5
#1285penguin thesaurus2
#321psycho sweater1
#102pulsing flesh25
#114rigid carapace26
#219sturdy Crimbo crate89
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#60tiny plastic fat stack of cash11
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#131twitching claw25
#10unstable DNA2,705

Wow, that's 3,986 items total!

what items are this player missing?