| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #118 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 30 |
| #234 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 11 |
| #197 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #309 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #96 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 8 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #630 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #87 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 29 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #194 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #246 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #68 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 9 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #274 | blood flower | 37 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #831 | candy cane | 44 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #118 | daisy | 100 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #570 | eggnog | 31 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #313 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #706 | fruitcake | 31 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #578 | giant discarded plastic fork | 17 |
| #642 | gingerbread bugbear | 37 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #163 | linoleum sword | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #943 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #737 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #82 | questionable taco | 7 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #716 | string of blue beads | 17 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #910 | toast | 732 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |