| #1077 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #28 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 60 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #7 | ball | 2,577 |
| #402 | baseball | 10 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #806 | disco ball | 24 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #337 | draggin' ball hat | 20 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #218 | pretty flower | 1,179 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #35 | volleyball | 24 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |