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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #976 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #1052 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 42 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #710 | Rock Pops | 74 |
| #1226 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #784 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 11 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #600 | Yummy Tummy bean | 327 |
| #505 | blood flower | 13 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #429 | candied kobold | 7 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #525 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #426 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #912 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #331 | piercing post | 5 |
| #910 | probability potion | 7 |
| #1009 | procrastination potion | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #222 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #969 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #620 | royal jelly | 5 |
| #119 | sabre teeth | 170 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #31 | seal tooth | 2,807 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1117 | skeleton bone | 7 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #674 | spider web | 23 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1042 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1585 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3405 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1066 | super-spiky hair gel | 8 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1164 | thin black candle | 15 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | vial of patchouli oil | 3 |
| #685 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #623 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #1222 | wooden block | 1 |
| #391 | wooden stakes | 6 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |