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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #978 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #1050 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 42 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #710 | Rock Pops | 74 |
| #1226 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #785 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 11 |
| #1001 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #600 | Yummy Tummy bean | 327 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #429 | candied kobold | 7 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #331 | piercing post | 5 |
| #911 | probability potion | 7 |
| #1009 | procrastination potion | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #972 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #624 | royal jelly | 5 |
| #119 | sabre teeth | 170 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #31 | seal tooth | 2,807 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1117 | skeleton bone | 7 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #673 | spider web | 23 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #3406 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1067 | super-spiky hair gel | 8 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1164 | thin black candle | 15 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | vial of patchouli oil | 3 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #623 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #391 | wooden stakes | 6 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |