| #41 | Cloaca grenade | 304 |
| #309 | Cloaca-Cola | 124 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #262 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #148 | Dyspepsi grenade | 92 |
| #391 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 167 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #617 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 29 |
| #566 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #488 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 40 |
| #131 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 32 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #34 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8,891 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #27 | blue glowstick | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #291 | iron pasta spoon | 23 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #510 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #283 | mafia aria | 92 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #301 | piece of wedding cake | 23 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #27 | pink glowstick | 32 |
| #31 | purple glowstick | 27 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #325 | rag doll | 7 |
| #219 | scroll of pasta summoning | 74 |
| #383 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #99 | string of blue beads | 81 |
| #112 | string of green beads | 75 |
| #88 | string of red beads | 88 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #244 | support cummerbund | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #42 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #39 | yellow glowstick | 23 |
| #887 | yo-yo | 24 |
| #554 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |