| #41 | Cloaca grenade | 304 |
| #310 | Cloaca-Cola | 124 |
| #321 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #264 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #148 | Dyspepsi grenade | 92 |
| #391 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 167 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 29 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #488 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 40 |
| #131 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 32 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #34 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 8,891 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #27 | blue glowstick | 28 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #378 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #223 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #291 | iron pasta spoon | 23 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #511 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #282 | mafia aria | 92 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #301 | piece of wedding cake | 23 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #27 | pink glowstick | 32 |
| #31 | purple glowstick | 27 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #326 | rag doll | 7 |
| #219 | scroll of pasta summoning | 74 |
| #382 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #99 | string of blue beads | 81 |
| #112 | string of green beads | 75 |
| #88 | string of red beads | 88 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #244 | support cummerbund | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #42 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #328 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #39 | yellow glowstick | 23 |
| #886 | yo-yo | 24 |
| #556 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |