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| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 2 |
| #549 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #278 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 13 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #185 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #373 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #79 | Travels with Jerry | 9 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Wand of Nagamar | 25,188 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #132 | black snowcone | 30 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #494 | doll house | 10 |
| #71 | double daisy | 6 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #378 | ghost cucumber | 115 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #85 | head mirror | 2 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #18 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 23 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #16 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 259 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #578 | tofurkey gravy | 15 |
| #641 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |