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| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 2 |
| #550 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #278 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 13 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #186 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #302 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #208 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #374 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 14 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #81 | Travels with Jerry | 9 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Wand of Nagamar | 25,188 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #132 | black snowcone | 30 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1463 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #943 | candied yams | 9 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #71 | double daisy | 6 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #378 | ghost cucumber | 115 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #86 | head mirror | 2 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #18 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 23 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #16 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #107 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 259 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #579 | tofurkey gravy | 15 |
| #645 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #555 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |