| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #467 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #18 | Tuesday's ruby | 555 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #532 | blood flower | 12 |
| #973 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #3067 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #456 | cocktail napkin | 4 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #132 | fat stacks of cash | 150 |
| #352 | googly eye | 39 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #561 | iGoogly | 32 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #172 | length of string | 68 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #7 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1,111 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #19 | robotronic egg | 1,248 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #184 | theoretical string | 128 |
| #970 | thin black candle | 37 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #7 | twinkly powder | 11,337 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |