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| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | ram horns | 36 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1300 | toast | 352 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |