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| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1102 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #143 | ram horns | 36 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1299 | toast | 352 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1121 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |