| #516 | Amulet of Yendor | 39 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #449 | bag of airline peanuts | 67 |
| #510 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #684 | brick | 52 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #387 | clown hammer | 76 |
| #414 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #476 | defective skull | 46 |
| #108 | empty blowgun | 24 |
| #550 | encoder ring | 24 |
| #405 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #460 | fake fake vomit | 72 |
| #407 | fake hand | 69 |
| #900 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #470 | jazz soap | 64 |
| #453 | joybuzzer | 68 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #922 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #390 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 77 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #145 | pet rock | 50 |
| #422 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 62 |
| #433 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 72 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #266 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #57 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #53 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #84 | poultrygeist | 10 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #37 | questionable taco | 14 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #445 | rubber emo roe | 73 |
| #29 | stuffed doppelshifter | 463 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #184 | true grit | 15 |
| #160 | urinal cake | 83 |
| #397 | whoopie cushion | 82 |
| #507 | wind-up chattering teeth | 63 |
| #677 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #535 | yellow candy heart | 44 |
| #426 | yellow snowcone | 81 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |