| #517 | Amulet of Yendor | 39 |
| #786 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #448 | bag of airline peanuts | 67 |
| #508 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #685 | brick | 52 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #388 | clown hammer | 76 |
| #413 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #475 | defective skull | 46 |
| #108 | empty blowgun | 24 |
| #549 | encoder ring | 24 |
| #403 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #458 | fake fake vomit | 72 |
| #405 | fake hand | 69 |
| #898 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #471 | jazz soap | 64 |
| #451 | joybuzzer | 68 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #920 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #943 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #391 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 77 |
| #487 | mood ring | 10 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #145 | pet rock | 50 |
| #421 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 62 |
| #433 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 72 |
| #911 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #273 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #58 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #73 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #54 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #84 | poultrygeist | 10 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #37 | questionable taco | 14 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #445 | rubber emo roe | 73 |
| #29 | stuffed doppelshifter | 463 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #185 | true grit | 15 |
| #160 | urinal cake | 83 |
| #395 | whoopie cushion | 82 |
| #511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 63 |
| #675 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #533 | yellow candy heart | 44 |
| #424 | yellow snowcone | 81 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |