| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #309 | delicious noodles | 5 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |