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| #479 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 11 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #399 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 17 |
| #314 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 219 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1639 | Imp Ale | 7 |
| #512 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 12 |
| #905 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #291 | Knoll shroomkabob | 4 |
| #416 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 17 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #2680 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #294 | abominable snowcone | 56 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #693 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #182 | barbed-wire fence | 39 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #964 | broken skull | 4 |
| #793 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #493 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #226 | chorizo brownies | 9 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #1005 | cranberries | 4 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #333 | ghuol egg quiche | 4 |
| #706 | ghuol guolash | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #370 | herb brownies | 63 |
| #923 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 40 |
| #446 | ice-cold Willer | 97 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1039 | lemon | 4 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #972 | meat stack | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #605 | papaya | 12 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #770 | pr0n legs | 5 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #94 | scroll of drastic healing | 1,154 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1309 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #642 | tiny plastic angry goat | 26 |
| #509 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #641 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 26 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #705 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 24 |
| #498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 33 |
| #628 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 26 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #502 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 32 |
| #834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #614 | tiny plastic grue | 27 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #730 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #586 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #721 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #462 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 35 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 17 |
| #609 | tiny plastic stab bat | 28 |
| #610 | tiny plastic star starfish | 27 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #1396 | toast | 297 |
| #236 | tofu casserole | 6 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #312 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #637 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |