| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #476 | Mad Train wine | 200 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #75 | Valentine | 1,000 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,000 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of gin | 1,100 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #114 | bottle of rum | 1,000 |
| #56 | bottle of tequila | 1,000 |
| #55 | bottle of vodka | 1,000 |
| #207 | bottle of whiskey | 250 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #21 | chewing gum on a string | 5,000 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #479 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 200 |
| #49 | ice-cold Willer | 2,000 |
| #6 | ice-cold six-pack | 10,000 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #55 | ladle of mystery | 3 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #22 | lemon | 18,794 |
| #20 | little paper umbrella | 6,000 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #30 | magical mystery juice | 7,000 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #22 | orange | 18,460 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #58 | papaya | 1,250 |
| #83 | penguin skin | 2,500 |
| #40 | petrified time | 7 |
| #52 | plastic passion fruit | 50 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #49 | salty dog | 3,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #18 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1,000 |
| #15 | shot of orange schnapps | 1,000 |
| #13 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1,000 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #124 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,000 |
| #161 | tiny house | 1,500 |
| #485 | toast | 2,000 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #8 | tropical orchid | 2,000 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #28 | valuable trinket | 6,000 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #114 | yeti fur | 3,000 |