| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #964 | badass belt | 56 |
| #246 | banana | 25 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #986 | canteen of wine | 17 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #222 | disturbing fanfic | 873 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #26 | vampire collar | 118 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |