| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #964 | badass belt | 56 |
| #244 | banana | 25 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #2220 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #985 | canteen of wine | 17 |
| #969 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #222 | disturbing fanfic | 873 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #26 | vampire collar | 118 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |