| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #236 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 10 |
| #453 | Bonerdagon necklace | 26 |
| #531 | Boss Bat britches | 28 |
| #796 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #456 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1111 | badass belt | 49 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #955 | grue egg | 28 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1222 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #32 | plexiglass pants | 7 |
| #27 | plexiglass pendant | 6 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #31 | plexiglass pinky ring | 6 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |