| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #815 | Ent cider | 4 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #202 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 21 |
| #271 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 202 |
| #242 | Rock Pops | 205 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #347 | Yummy Tummy bean | 613 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2623 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1633 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1365 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1735 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #87 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #25 | stone of eXtreme power | 911 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |