| #735 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola | 99 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #556 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #750 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 71 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #178 | loaded serum blowgun | 22 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |