| #727 | Amulet of Yendor | 21 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #45 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 172 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #30 | Trollhouse cookies | 2,956 |
| #781 | Valentine | 21 |
| #97 | Venus flytrap | 3 |
| #81 | acid-squirting flower | 79 |
| #19 | all-purpose flower | 14 |
| #76 | arrrgyle socks | 47 |
| #8 | aspirin | 88 |
| #641 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #354 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #110 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #9 | black lotus | 22 |
| #89 | blood flower | 146 |
| #379 | bottle of whiskey | 95 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #150 | bowl of lucky charms | 5 |
| #905 | box of sunshine | 285 |
| #911 | brick | 35 |
| #21 | carob chunk cookies | 627 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #730 | clown hammer | 34 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #18 | cocoa egg | 1,221 |
| #8 | crazy little Turkish delight | 14,135 |
| #46 | daisy | 857 |
| #8 | deadly nightshade | 11 |
| #874 | defective skull | 16 |
| #1060 | disassembled clover | 11 |
| #114 | disembodied brain | 41 |
| #26 | double daisy | 11 |
| #362 | encoder ring | 49 |
| #55 | exotic orchid | 5 |
| #881 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #724 | fake fake vomit | 40 |
| #997 | fake hand | 16 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #213 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #22 | flower petal pie | 71 |
| #29 | fortune cookie | 1,594 |
| #198 | ga-ga radio | 16 |
| #46 | gilded lily | 2 |
| #1331 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #4 | gloomy mushroom wine | 195 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #773 | jazz soap | 33 |
| #698 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #35 | long-stemmed rose | 69 |
| #784 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 33 |
| #61 | party hat | 129 |
| #442 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 58 |
| #499 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 61 |
| #69 | pixellated candy heart | 319 |
| #94 | potted cactus | 667 |
| #19 | potted fern | 173 |
| #38 | pretty bouquet | 220 |
| #271 | pretty flower | 755 |
| #40 | radio button candy | 25 |
| #796 | roll of toilet paper | 75 |
| #1198 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #95 | shot of flower schnapps | 13 |
| #17 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1,397 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #235 | spectral pickle | 71 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #412 | stuffed scary death orb | 98 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #609 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #349 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #1412 | toast | 289 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #18 | tulip | 124 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #23 | white chocolate chip cookies | 697 |
| #1029 | whoopie cushion | 22 |
| #643 | wind-up chattering teeth | 47 |
| #232 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #665 | x-ray specs | 25 |
| #978 | yellow snowcone | 27 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |