| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #649 | Cloaca grenade | 21 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #65 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 20 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | blood flower | 40 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #167 | valuable trinket | 557 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |