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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #158 | Ent cider | 95 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
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| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #92 | M-242 | 129 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #337 | abominable snowcone | 42 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #461 | cornuthaum | 7 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1495 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #278 | marshmallow | 99 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
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| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #96 | sparkler | 110 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |