SomeFather

RankItemQuantity
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#158Ent cider95
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#92M-242129
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#337abominable snowcone42
🥈anniversary chutney sculpture2
#2605anniversary gift box1
#433asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#172asbestos stick1
#478asbestos sword1
#177asbestos sword hilt1
#1234bar skin1
#788beertini1
#577black pepper1
#634black pudding1
#1035bloody beer1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#1334boxed wine1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#554can of Swiller1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#873casino pass1
#3274club necklace1
#461cornuthaum7
#375denim axe1
#2467diamond necklace2
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#470[2426]fire flower2
#236fruit bowl1
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1909green beer1
#402half-rotten brain1
#2507heart necklace2
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1642ice-cold Sir Schlitz2
#1495ice-cold Willer2
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#1299mariachi pants1
#278marshmallow99
#1087meat vortex1
#529ocean motion1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1565pasta spoon1
#822rat appendix1
#1506ravioli hat1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1206roasted marshmallow6
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#558rubber axe1
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#1709saucepan1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#210set of jacks1
#2571shiny ring2
#546slap and tickle1
#1978spade necklace3
🥇spandex anniversary shorts2
#96sparkler110
#1573spooky mushroom1
#444spray paint1
#409strange shiny disc10
#716strongness elixir1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#729tambourine bells1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1043viking helmet1
#411whiskey and soda1
#415wine spritzer1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1

Wow, that's 653 items total!

what items are this player missing?