| #587 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 8 |
| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #875 | Angry Farmer candy | 50 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #496 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 8 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2581 | Yummy Tummy bean | 8 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #613 | asbestos ore | 8 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1433 | awful poetry journal | 8 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #619 | bat guano | 8 |
| #842 | batgut | 8 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #790 | black pixel | 8 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1059 | blue pixel | 8 |
| #1148 | bottle of rum | 8 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #549 | chewing gum on a string | 8 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #816 | dry noodles | 11 |
| #299 | enchanted bean | 8 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #529 | flaming talons | 8 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #885 | giant needle | 8 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #962 | green pixel | 8 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #419 | hair spray | 8 |
| #150 | henna tattoo | 8 |
| #689 | hill of beans | 8 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1050 | hot wing | 8 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #179 | meat paste | 1,000 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1057 | plot hole | 8 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #516 | salty dog | 8 |
| #1225 | saucepan | 8 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #84 | studded leather boxer shorts | 8 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |