H8monger

RankItemQuantity
#5871337 7r0uZ0RZ8
#77133398 scroll8
#876Angry Farmer candy50
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1594Dyspepsi-Cola8
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#498Knob Goblin elite helm8
#988Mohawk wig1
#2579Yummy Tummy bean8
#855arrrgyle socks1
#618asbestos ore8
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1433awful poetry journal8
#305balloon helmet1
#2128barrrnacle1
#621bat guano8
#842batgut8
#254beer goggles1
#1005big red clown nose1
#790black pixel8
#964bloody clown pants1
#1062blue pixel8
#1148bottle of rum8
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#7455box of sunshine1
#247brainy skull1
#1268broken skull1
#549chewing gum on a string8
#985chrome ore1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#159clockwork sphere1
#798clown shoes1
#1224cocoa egg1
#777cold ninja mask1
#1263dense meat stack1
#819disembodied brain1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#824dry noodles11
#299enchanted bean8
#1086eyepatch1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#530flaming talons8
#368forest tears1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#885giant needle8
#1109glowing red eye1
#964green pixel8
#533guano coffee cup1
#419hair spray8
#151henna tattoo8
#689hill of beans8
#161hippo whip1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#998hot katana blade1
#1049hot wing8
#615icy katana hilt1
#426icy-hot katana1
#686lead necklace8
#897leather mask1
#1007lihc eye1
#693meat from yesterday1
#181meat paste1,000
#1204metallic A1
#858ninja hot pants1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#262nothing-in-the-box1
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#1056plot hole8
#1166probability potion1
#517salty dog8
#1231saucepan8
#1414skeleton bone1
#943skeleton key1
#85studded leather boxer shorts8
#1224sunken chest1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#3157toast1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#784worthless trinket1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,327 items total!

what items are this player missing?