| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #356 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 156 |
| #455 | Rock Pops | 119 |
| #464 | Yummy Tummy bean | 437 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #396 | disco ball | 93 |
| #335 | disco mask | 110 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #362 | goth kid t-shirt | 12 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #386 | helmet turtle | 123 |
| #66 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7,626 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #221 | mariachi pants | 105 |
| #38 | meat vortex | 1,470 |
| #255 | pasta spoon | 126 |
| #267 | ravioli hat | 119 |
| #398 | saucepan | 110 |
| #195 | seal tooth | 103 |
| #372 | seal-clubbing club | 95 |
| #377 | stolen accordion | 116 |
| #1954 | toast | 108 |
| #366 | turtle totem | 110 |
| #1205 | valuable trinket | 33 |