| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #114 | rockfish stomach | 5 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2005 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #3566 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #2420 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2794 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2112 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |