| #104 | Cloaca grenade | 142 |
| #306 | Cloaca-Cola | 126 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #465 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1086 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 32 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1310 | Imp Ale | 22 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #297 | black striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #342 | bloody beer | 37 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #634 | bottle of gin | 17 |
| #296 | bottle of rum | 205 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #652 | bottle of vodka | 13 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #1104 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #771 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #109 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 75 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #656 | fine wine | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #1436 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7 |
| #824 | ice-cold Willer | 27 |
| #638 | ice-cold six-pack | 8 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #953 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #820 | magical ice cubes | 10 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #270 | perpendicular hula | 5 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #246 | rum and cola | 9 |
| #243 | salty dog | 89 |
| #246 | shot of orange schnapps | 16 |
| #442 | shot of tomato schnapps | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #220 | strawberry wine | 8 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #880 | tiny house | 85 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |