| #106 | Cloaca grenade | 142 |
| #308 | Cloaca-Cola | 126 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #467 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1086 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 32 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1312 | Imp Ale | 22 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #297 | black striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #345 | bloody beer | 37 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #635 | bottle of gin | 17 |
| #293 | bottle of rum | 205 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #649 | bottle of vodka | 13 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #1102 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #782 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #225 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #109 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 75 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #363 | grog | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #351 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #1434 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7 |
| #822 | ice-cold Willer | 27 |
| #640 | ice-cold six-pack | 8 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #963 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #883 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #830 | magical ice cubes | 10 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #272 | perpendicular hula | 5 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #251 | rum and cola | 9 |
| #244 | salty dog | 89 |
| #247 | shot of orange schnapps | 16 |
| #444 | shot of tomato schnapps | 5 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #222 | strawberry wine | 8 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #879 | tiny house | 85 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #828 | white lightning | 4 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |