| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #659 | Cloaca-Cola | 41 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #469 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #568 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #777 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 68 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #127 | bowl of cottage cheese | 248 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |