| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #660 | Cloaca-Cola | 41 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #569 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #776 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 68 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #127 | bowl of cottage cheese | 248 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |