| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #472 | Cloaca-Cola | 73 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #185 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #502 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 124 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #813 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #776 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #377 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 54 |
| #909 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 53 |
| #138 | Now and Earlier | 38 |
| #977 | Rock Pops | 49 |
| #1196 | Yummy Tummy bean | 123 |
| #509 | abominable snowcone | 19 |
| #208 | anticheese | 49 |
| #1033 | awful poetry journal | 27 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #343 | barbed-wire fence | 13 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3879 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #524 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #449 | cast | 32 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #433 | cocoa egg | 22 |
| #365 | coconut shell | 115 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #65 | delicious noodles | 93 |
| #940 | disturbing fanfic | 41 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #660 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #552 | giant discarded plastic fork | 18 |
| #558 | giant needle | 37 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #219 | ice-cold six-pack | 66 |
| #298 | iron pasta spoon | 22 |
| #405 | kneecapping stick | 35 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #447 | little paper umbrella | 102 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #293 | mafia aria | 88 |
| #473 | magical ice cubes | 63 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #234 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #360 | scroll of pasta summoning | 39 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #423 | spork | 3 |
| #93 | star starfish | 6 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #251 | support cummerbund | 31 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #566 | valuable trinket | 132 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #552 | white picket fence | 4 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |