| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #614 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #473 | Cloaca-Cola | 73 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #186 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #502 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 124 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #815 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #673 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #377 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 54 |
| #907 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 53 |
| #139 | Now and Earlier | 38 |
| #976 | Rock Pops | 49 |
| #1194 | Yummy Tummy bean | 123 |
| #509 | abominable snowcone | 19 |
| #209 | anticheese | 49 |
| #1033 | awful poetry journal | 27 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #345 | barbed-wire fence | 13 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3883 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #902 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #450 | cast | 32 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #437 | cocoa egg | 22 |
| #378 | coconut shell | 115 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #65 | delicious noodles | 93 |
| #940 | disturbing fanfic | 41 |
| #1254 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #664 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #555 | giant discarded plastic fork | 18 |
| #559 | giant needle | 37 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1484 | grue egg | 17 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #266 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #220 | ice-cold six-pack | 66 |
| #298 | iron pasta spoon | 22 |
| #406 | kneecapping stick | 35 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #460 | little paper umbrella | 102 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #292 | mafia aria | 88 |
| #485 | magical ice cubes | 63 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #236 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #360 | scroll of pasta summoning | 39 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #422 | spork | 3 |
| #92 | star starfish | 6 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #251 | support cummerbund | 31 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #565 | valuable trinket | 132 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #550 | white picket fence | 4 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |