| #502 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #486 | Cloaca-Cola | 70 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #59 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 22 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #443 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #914 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #174 | Elfin shortbread | 6 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2677 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #237 | blood flower | 44 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1299 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #292 | empty blowgun | 8 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |