| #760 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1665 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 16 |
| #1159 | Rock Pops | 37 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1453 | Yummy Tummy bean | 93 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #173 | bone rattle | 13 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #526 | f3d0r4 | 8 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #557 | mariachi pants | 22 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #801 | stolen accordion | 27 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #119 | tambourine | 6 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1131 | yo-yo | 14 |