| #76 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 19 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #92 | Spam Witch sammich | 736 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #322 | bag of airline peanuts | 93 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #229 | blood flower | 45 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #303 | clown hammer | 94 |
| #157 | dead guy's watch | 61 |
| #418 | defective skull | 55 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #122 | empty blowgun | 21 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #333 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 87 |
| #372 | fake fake vomit | 85 |
| #324 | fake hand | 85 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #164 | gnoll teeth | 30 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #398 | jazz soap | 74 |
| #406 | joybuzzer | 76 |
| #54 | loaded serum blowgun | 50 |
| #51 | loose teeth | 2,587 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #292 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 98 |
| #525 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 48 |
| #498 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 61 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #338 | portable corkscrew | 20 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #465 | rubber emo roe | 69 |
| #166 | sabre teeth | 104 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #232 | seal tooth | 85 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #45 | tooth | 91 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #331 | whoopie cushion | 94 |
| #336 | wind-up chattering teeth | 94 |
| #366 | yellow snowcone | 93 |
| #256 | zombie pineal gland | 18 |