| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #357 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 58 |
| #1824 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #237 | blood flower | 44 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #61 | empty blowgun | 47 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #208 | iron pasta spoon | 39 |
| #362 | kneecapping stick | 40 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #220 | mafia aria | 113 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #188 | scroll of pasta summoning | 93 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #320 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |