| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #149 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #116 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 95 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #715 | ghost cucumber | 62 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #160 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |