| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #149 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #116 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 95 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #35 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #715 | ghost cucumber | 62 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1014 | green beer | 9 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #161 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3217 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #6223 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4839 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2526 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2026 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2879 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2657 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2294 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #5 | vesper | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |