| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1316 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #486 | candy brain | 5 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #296 | chintzy seal pendant | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #364 | spooky felt | 27 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #293 | spooky wooden block | 25 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |