| #696 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 16 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #147 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 5 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #179 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 16 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1294 | brine | 2 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1456 | dill | 3 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #139 | enchanted toothpick | 10 |
| #199 | felt | 39 |
| #230 | flaming crutch | 32 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1632 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #677 | giant needle | 22 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #573 | googly eye | 23 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #272 | iron pasta spoon | 25 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #195 | toy wheel | 45 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #320 | wooden block | 10 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |