TheMightyFnord

RankItemQuantity
#696Cloaca grenade18
#232Cloaca-Cola c-rations16
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#147Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife5
#953Dyspepsi grenade9
#179Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations16
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1591ball2
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#801black plastic oyster egg5
#833black striped oyster egg6
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
🥈blue traffic cone1
#1294brine2
#579cheap plastic bottle opener11
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1456dill3
#905duck-on-a-string2
#139enchanted toothpick10
#199felt39
#230flaming crutch32
#2871fruitcake2
#1240fuzzy dice5
#1632ghost cucumber4
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#677giant needle22
#1593giant pinky ring5
#573googly eye23
#792green beer12
#272iron pasta spoon25
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#1364razor-tipped yo-yo4
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#620silver shrimp fork2
#452spooky cosmetics bag5
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1592toothsome rock4
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#517toy soldier3
#650toy train3
#195toy wheel45
#2301tree-eating kite4
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1549vinegar2
#320wooden block10
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#2045yo-yo2
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 483 items total!

what items are this player missing?