| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1174 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 25 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #869 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #701 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #141 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #318 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #339 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #318 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #1039 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #23 | cardboard crossbow | 6 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #871 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #138 | coconut shell | 673 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #106 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 14 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #153 | little paper umbrella | 744 |
| #110 | magical ice cubes | 779 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #447 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #184 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #174 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 7 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #201 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #57 | shot of flower schnapps | 37 |
| #476 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #513 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #316 | styrofoam ore | 5 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #629 | t8r tots | 4 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #493 | toast | 1,959 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #92 | vodka and tonic | 3 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #515 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |