| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Gnomish toolbox | 73 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #147 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #163 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #234 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #163 | library card | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #216 | patent antipsychotics | 2 |
| #55 | pink glowstick | 24 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #40 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #198 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #196 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #289 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #276 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #160 | useless powder | 1,301 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
Wow, that's 1,507 items total!
what items are this player missing?