| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1132 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1066 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 34 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #293 | empty blowgun | 8 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |