| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1132 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1130 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1066 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 34 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #292 | empty blowgun | 8 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |