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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #92 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 14 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #44 | beer goggles | 17 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
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| #508 | box | 16 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #273 | cardboard ore | 7 |
| #440 | chef's hat | 17 |
| #63 | chef-in-the-box | 9 |
| #27 | clockwork sphere | 15 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #606 | disassembled clover | 68 |
| #431 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1136 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #629 | goat cheese | 8 |
| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #539 | line | 59 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #17 | mushroom pizza | 443 |
| #149 | nothing-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #612 | porquoise | 12 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2276 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #15 | sausage pizza | 1,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #570 | smart skull | 13 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #188 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #933 | spring | 3 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #454 | star | 72 |
| #602 | stone of eXtreme power | 13 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8885 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #270 | styrofoam ore | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |