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| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #92 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 14 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #44 | beer goggles | 17 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
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| #510 | box | 16 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #273 | cardboard ore | 7 |
| #440 | chef's hat | 17 |
| #63 | chef-in-the-box | 9 |
| #27 | clockwork sphere | 15 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #605 | disassembled clover | 68 |
| #433 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
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| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #17 | mushroom pizza | 443 |
| #149 | nothing-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #609 | porquoise | 12 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #15 | sausage pizza | 1,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #569 | smart skull | 13 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
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| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #935 | spring | 3 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #454 | star | 72 |
| #602 | stone of eXtreme power | 13 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #268 | styrofoam ore | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |