| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #109 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 12 |
| #513 | Hell ramen | 2 |
| #129 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 75 |
| #466 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 42 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #16 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,337 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1,133 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #310 | batgut | 96 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #32 | chewing gum on a string | 1,337 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #89 | cold ninja mask | 56 |
| #23 | cool whip | 1,337 |
| #98 | disco ball | 692 |
| #177 | disco mask | 323 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #377 | frigid ninja stars | 96 |
| #195 | frozen nunchaku | 18 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #19 | glowing red eye | 1,671 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #32 | hair spray | 1,337 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #337 | helmet turtle | 156 |
| #907 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #24 | icy-hot katana | 140 |
| #272 | iron pasta spoon | 25 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #494 | kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #81 | loaded serum blowgun | 40 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #632 | mafia aria | 30 |
| #89 | mariachi pants | 392 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #19 | ninja hot pants | 355 |
| #135 | pasta spoon | 368 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #257 | pink pony | 10 |
| #38 | plain pizza | 523 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #150 | ravioli hat | 309 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #253 | saucepan | 239 |
| #295 | scroll of pasta summoning | 51 |
| #83 | seal tooth | 486 |
| #263 | seal-clubbing club | 178 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #327 | shot of orange schnapps | 10 |
| #19 | snorkel | 1,337 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #227 | stolen accordion | 282 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #355 | support cummerbund | 20 |
| #19 | sweet ninja sword | 1,755 |
| 🥈 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 301 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #47 | tiny ninja sword | 22 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #979 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #679 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1297 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #254 | tortoise's blessing | 10 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #604 | turtle totem | 50 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |