| #42 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 65 |
| #263 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #230 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #221 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #308 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #435 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #213 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #39 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 13 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #283 | blood flower | 36 |
| #121 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #153 | delicious noodles | 21 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #452 | googly eye | 30 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #221 | plastic passion fruit | 9 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #175 | salty dog | 245 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #322 | stuffed doppelshifter | 45 |
| #842 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #412 | yo-yo | 75 |