| #43 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 65 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #228 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #222 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #306 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #200 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 14 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #433 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #40 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 13 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #283 | blood flower | 36 |
| #120 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #212 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #153 | delicious noodles | 21 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #449 | googly eye | 30 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #215 | plastic passion fruit | 9 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | salty dog | 245 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #322 | stuffed doppelshifter | 45 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #412 | yo-yo | 75 |