| #569 | Amulet of Yendor | 33 |
| #128 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,337 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #48 | Knob stuffed shells | 84 |
| #307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
| #84 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,337 |
| #72 | Mohawk wig | 210 |
| #97 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 454 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #141 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | acid-squirting flower | 81,000 |
| #92 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 216 |
| #144 | awful poetry journal | 1,337 |
| #62 | bätzle | 62 |
| #547 | bag of airline peanuts | 54 |
| #290 | black candy heart | 38 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #389 | bottle of gin | 47 |
| #510 | bottle of rum | 85 |
| #380 | bottle of tequila | 60 |
| #310 | bottle of vodka | 66 |
| #318 | bottle of whiskey | 119 |
| #387 | boxed wine | 59 |
| #705 | brick | 50 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #212 | chaos butterfly | 1,337 |
| #485 | clown hammer | 58 |
| #62 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | crumbling rat skull | 2,789 |
| #280 | cymbal syrup | 37 |
| #372 | defective skull | 64 |
| #1204 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #162 | disturbing fanfic | 1,337 |
| #403 | drywall axe | 33 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #370 | encoder ring | 48 |
| #489 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 59 |
| #548 | fake fake vomit | 58 |
| #541 | fake hand | 51 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #126 | furry fur | 1,337 |
| #291 | giant discarded plastic fork | 33 |
| #77 | giant needle | 1,337 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #61 | glowing red eye | 405 |
| #68 | goth kid t-shirt | 86 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #6 | grogtini | 1 |
| #569 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #112 | heavy D | 1,337 |
| #263 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #403 | jazz soap | 73 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #365 | joybuzzer | 84 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #434 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 69 |
| #100 | metallic A | 723 |
| #295 | mood ring | 35 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #117 | original G | 1,337 |
| #54 | oversized pizza cutter | 191 |
| #401 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 66 |
| #433 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 72 |
| #121 | phonics down | 909 |
| #72 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 727 |
| #161 | plot hole | 1,337 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #77 | probability potion | 1,337 |
| #81 | procrastination potion | 1,337 |
| #51 | ratini | 80 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #85 | ridiculously huge sword | 222 |
| #543 | ring of aggravate monster | 9 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #592 | rubber emo roe | 54 |
| #153 | scroll of drastic healing | 705 |
| #143 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,219 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #228 | super-spiky hair gel | 432 |
| #198 | thin black candle | 1,337 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tiny house | 1,337 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #66 | titanium assault umbrella | 212 |
| #245 | toast | 5,297 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #491 | whoopie cushion | 67 |
| #492 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
| #49 | wolf mask | 1,337 |
| #381 | x-ray specs | 57 |
| #534 | yellow snowcone | 63 |