Klaa

RankItemQuantity
#567Amulet of Yendor33
#128Angry Farmer candy1,337
#1165Ent cider1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#48Knob stuffed shells84
#307Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler13
#84Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,337
#72Mohawk wig210
#97Penultimate Fantasy chest454
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#141Warm Subject gift certificate1,337
🥇acid-squirting flower81,000
#92amulet of extreme plot significance216
#144awful poetry journal1,337
#62bätzle62
#546bag of airline peanuts54
#290black candy heart38
🥈blue ribbon1
#386bottle of gin47
#508bottle of rum85
#378bottle of tequila60
#308bottle of vodka66
#317bottle of whiskey119
#386boxed wine59
#705brick50
#447brown plastic baby1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1674candied yams4
#212chaos butterfly1,337
#484clown hammer58
#62cocoa eggshell fragment1,337
🥈crumbling rat skull2,789
#279cymbal syrup37
#371defective skull64
#1205delicious salad10
#162disturbing fanfic1,337
#403drywall axe33
#845easter egg balloon29
#370encoder ring48
#488explosion-flavored chewing gum59
#547fake fake vomit58
#539fake hand51
#3426fruitcake1
#126furry fur1,337
#291giant discarded plastic fork33
#77giant needle1,337
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#61glowing red eye405
#68goth kid t-shirt86
🥈green traffic cone1
#6grogtini1
#568guitar pick3
#328hamethyst necklace1
#5199handful of confetti1
#112heavy D1,337
#262heavy metal sonata2
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#11ice pick1
#14ice sickle2
#402jazz soap73
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#364joybuzzer84
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#433magical ice cube with a fly in it69
#100metallic A723
#295mood ring35
#469oily golden mushroom1
#116original G1,337
#54oversized pizza cutter191
#400pet rock "Groucho" disguise66
#433pet rock "Snooty" disguise72
#121phonics down909
#72photoprotoneutron torpedo727
#161plot hole1,337
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#77probability potion1,337
#81procrastination potion1,337
#51ratini80
#9red traffic cone1
#85ridiculously huge sword222
#543ring of aggravate monster9
#376ring of conflict1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#591rubber emo roe54
#153scroll of drastic healing705
#142soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,219
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#228super-spiky hair gel432
#198thin black candle1,337
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#176tiny house1,337
#696tiny plastic hermit7
#66titanium assault umbrella212
#246toast5,297
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#478tree skirt1
#24wax lips1
#490whoopie cushion67
#491wind-up chattering teeth65
#49wolf mask1,337
#380x-ray specs57
#533yellow snowcone63

Wow, that's 120,625 items total!

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