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🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#48 | Knob stuffed shells | 84 |
#307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
#84 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,337 |
#72 | Mohawk wig | 210 |
#97 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 454 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#141 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,337 |
🥇 | acid-squirting flower | 81,000 |
#92 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 216 |
#144 | awful poetry journal | 1,337 |
#62 | bätzle | 62 |
#546 | bag of airline peanuts | 54 |
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#1674 | candied yams | 4 |
#212 | chaos butterfly | 1,337 |
#484 | clown hammer | 58 |
#62 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,337 |
🥈 | crumbling rat skull | 2,789 |
#279 | cymbal syrup | 37 |
#371 | defective skull | 64 |
#1205 | delicious salad | 10 |
#162 | disturbing fanfic | 1,337 |
#403 | drywall axe | 33 |
#845 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
#370 | encoder ring | 48 |
#488 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 59 |
#547 | fake fake vomit | 58 |
#539 | fake hand | 51 |
#3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
#126 | furry fur | 1,337 |
#291 | giant discarded plastic fork | 33 |
#77 | giant needle | 1,337 |
#3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
#61 | glowing red eye | 405 |
#68 | goth kid t-shirt | 86 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#6 | grogtini | 1 |
#568 | guitar pick | 3 |
#328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
#5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#112 | heavy D | 1,337 |
#262 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
#541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
#2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#11 | ice pick | 1 |
#14 | ice sickle | 2 |
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#85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
#364 | joybuzzer | 84 |
#1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
#433 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 69 |
#100 | metallic A | 723 |
#295 | mood ring | 35 |
#469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#116 | original G | 1,337 |
#54 | oversized pizza cutter | 191 |
#400 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 66 |
#433 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 72 |
#121 | phonics down | 909 |
#72 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 727 |
#161 | plot hole | 1,337 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#77 | probability potion | 1,337 |
#81 | procrastination potion | 1,337 |
#51 | ratini | 80 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#85 | ridiculously huge sword | 222 |
#543 | ring of aggravate monster | 9 |
#376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#591 | rubber emo roe | 54 |
#153 | scroll of drastic healing | 705 |
#142 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,219 |
#2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#228 | super-spiky hair gel | 432 |
#198 | thin black candle | 1,337 |
#41 | time helmet | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#140 | time sword | 1 |
#42 | time trousers | 1 |
#176 | tiny house | 1,337 |
#696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
#66 | titanium assault umbrella | 212 |
#246 | toast | 5,297 |
#2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
#2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
#24 | wax lips | 1 |
#490 | whoopie cushion | 67 |
#491 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
#49 | wolf mask | 1,337 |
#380 | x-ray specs | 57 |
#533 | yellow snowcone | 63 |